Bicyclists can Ride on the Cheap and Stay Safe, Look Great
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Substitute garden
gloves for bike gloves. (Prevent blisters and poison ivy.)
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Wear a construction
worker’s high-visibility vest. (Safety first.)
·
Glue glow sticks
to bike, helmet, clothing to create unique reflective designs in green, yellow,
and blue. (Remove before washing clothes, or not.)
·
Use duct tape to
fix punctured tubes. (Spare no expense when you forget spare tubes.)
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Wear a child’s
helmet. (Caution: Must have a kid-size head to model good behavior.)
·
Turn tube socks
into arm warmers for chilly morning rides. (Cotton is the new neoprene.)
·
Recycle wheel
spokes by bending spokes and attaching a dental mirror. (Cavities and cars are
both scary and larger than they appear.)
·
Learn dog whisper Cesar
Millan’s methods to calm Cujo whose cutting to the chase. (Ride with an
attitude and a first aid kit for dog bites and bee strings. Just saying.)
·
Pick up a T-shirt
with a bicycle club’s century ride at the thrift store. (Impress friends and
family without pedaling 100-miles.)
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